tummy time woes

hi everyone!  i wanted to share with you today a special kind of abuse mommys and daddys inflict on their babies.  babies don't like to talk about it, but we HATE it!  it's called "tummy time."  at first my mommy thought i would like tummy time because she knows i love to cuddle.  well, let me tell you, tummy time is NOTHING like cuddling!  it's not warm and squishy like cuddling with mommy or warm and lovey like cuddling with daddy.  

but even though i hate it, mommy keeps making me do it!  she says it's good for my neck and back muscles and necessary to be a healthy growing baby.  but i think she just likes to torture me.  usually when mommy makes me do the tummy time i just cry and cry until she cuddles me again.  i've got that lady wrapped around my littlest finger!  haha.  

one time i pretended like i liked tummy time.  i played her little game, but then she took it too far.  she got out the camera! she said she was going to PROVE i liked it!  so, of course, i did what every red-blooded american baby does - i made a stand against tummy time on film!  here are the pictures she took.  i hope these prove to you how unfair and terrible this type of abuse is.  please parents, NEVER make your babies do tummy time.  it's a terrible, filthy practice and it must be stopped - for babies everywhere!